October 1, 2015

Back Am I And Presents To Be Had By None I Not Bring!

Yeah, I know. My post titles are getting stranger and stranger. You know, after writing some 1500+ posts in 8 1/2 years, the first thing to really go is coherent post titles. Digging down into the dry well-water depths of originality, fervently hoping for something good, but ultimately pulling out seriously obscure poppyseed culture references is never a good thing.

Anywho.

I have returned to the blog world none the worst for wear and I do bring some tidings of good news. While I was away from the blog world, my MOBI files came through, and after some annoying fiddling around (having to add yet a 3rd financial account for my writings), I was able to upload this to the Kindle world of fun:


The good thing? Why, it's available for pre-order as we speak from Amazon. Get yours now before it goes on sale to the general public on October 7th.

The other good thing? It ain't enrolled in any of the KDP select programs that require me to yank it from Smashwords, so I does feel good about this. I was able to bypass that particular section none-the-worse for wear.

The bad thing? I belatedly realized about two hours after I had uploaded, that the wrong price was attached to it. So I had to wait for the first version to be approved before I could change the price, then had to re-submit for re-approval.

In other super-exciting news, I discovered what I can comfortably add to my story w/o suffering hand fatigue: roughly 475 words, give or take, per sitting. Which comes out to roughly a page and a half of typed text. In other really super-exciting news, I discovered how much I had really grown as a writer. I originally wrote this thing about seven years ago or so, and the scene that finishes chapter one (making out in the shower), went on for almost 4 pages.

Yes, four very long and tedious pages that read like a very bad porn script (I should save this and see I can rewrite for a submission to an adult movie company). So, this past Tuesday, I managed to take those four tedious pages and cut it down to exactly one and a half pages of readable text. So, as it was said in a Bugs Bunny cartoon, "Three cheers and a tiger for me, I have won!"

And finally, in really ultra super-exciting news, the eye surgery went remarkably well, in that the entire appointment lasted about 1 1/2 hours. The wife managed to walk me back to the car w/o a hitch, because I really didn't want open my eye any longer than necessary. And I spent a lovely Monday sitting in the backyard snoozing, which was momentarily marred when the wife scared the daylights out me by waking me up. If you recall previously, I discussed about residing in that between land while sleeping, when you become completely confused the moment you involuntarily wake up. Other than that, a good time was guaranteed for all.

And now, I'm back in the saddle again, so if I was you, I would do what the band in the video says:


(c) 2015 BOOKS BY G.B. MILLER. All Rights Reserved.

14 comments:

  1. glad to hear the hand fatigue issue has abated.

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    1. I'm definitely able to pace myself better, so these days, speed is not essential to my writing. Thankee.

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  2. Glad you have the book on Amazon now and that you didn't choose Select.
    Glad the surgery went well. I know how awful that is to be wakened out of a sound sleep and not know where you are.

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    1. Thanks. I definitely didn't want Select. I'm all for making money, but I'm also all for giving readers a choice.

      I did get an apology from the wife afterwards, so that made up for the confusion. Lost all track of time too.

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    1. Thanks. So long as I can keep the diabetes under control, I should be good to go.

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  4. After 1500 titles I guess you need to be innovative so you don't duplicate any. I like coming up with titles.

    Glad to hear about the eye surgery as well as the book. I wish you well.

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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    1. I've gotten creative over the years with my post titles, and the interesting thing is that roughly 97% of them had nothing to do with the actual content contained within the post.

      Thanks for the well wishes.

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  5. As a Maiden fan, I won't run to the hills! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. I'm surprised that they're still cranking out original music.

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  6. I'm really pleased the eye surgery went well, I bet that wasn't fun at all.

    I find the hardest thing about blogging is the title.

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    1. Thanks, and no, it definitely wasn't, although it was much shorter overall this time.

      I have such a major disconnect when it comes blog titles nowadays, that if I happen to come up with one that actually makes sense, I give myself a major pat on the back.

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  7. I'm glad the second one went smoothly, and congrats on your writing talents growing!

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